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Take This Quiz With A Friend And See How Long Would You Last In A Raft In The Middle Of The Ocean

No.1/8
Before getting stranded in the middle of the ocean. Where were you going?
We were going on a trip to Hawaii
We were on a cruise, enjoying the good life baby.
We were going to visit Japan
We were going to London
No.2/8
How are you going to find food?
We'll try to catch some fishes I guess
There's plenty of sharks around... we can kill 'em
We'll wait until we get into an island, there should be one around here, right?
The chocolates that we bought at the airport will be enough
No.3/8
This one is simple: Can you drink sea water?
Yes
No
Maybe
I hope so, because I just chugged down a whole bottle
No.4/8
One of you just got bitten by a shark. What are you going to do?
I guess I have to accept that my friend is going to die
The cut isn't too deep, I'll just apply a tourniquet
Oh no, oh no, what's a tourniquet?
I'll let my friend rest while I kill the shark
No.5/8
One of you is being more silent than usual. What are you going to do?
Sweetly ask what's going on
Punch my friend and say "Hey quit being so obnoxious"
Just give my friend some space. We all need it
Cook some delicious shark, that'll sheer my friend up
No.6/8
You just found an Island!
Great! We can finally find fruits. I'm sick of eating shark
Oh, nice, I guess we can stay there for a while
It's too small, we need to keep searching for more
Pfft, we don't need islands. Those are for rookies
No.7/8
One of you decides to navigate the raft. Do you trust?
Of course, why wouldn't I?
I do, but let's say that I'll keep an eye on him
We can both navigate it, right?
No way in hell. I need to navigate it myself
No.8/8
Oh no, one of you just got lost on an island. What are you going to do?
Scream "MARCO" until I hear "POLO"
Stay still in one place, my friend will find me, hopefully.
Collect all the coconuts that I find, and eat them
Accept that my friend would not be able to find me and die
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